The four previous lessons asked where the meter sits. This one asks when it is awake. A built-in sensor is convenient because it is already there, and the convenience hides a sampling geometry: it reports an average over the moments it happened to look at, not over the run. A 2024 study of more than seventy NVIDIA GPUs across twelve architectural generations found that on A100 and H100 only about a quarter of the runtime is sampled at all. That is survivable when power is flat. It stops being survivable the moment the workload has a period of its own, because then the sampler and the workload can beat against each other, and the reported number depends on their relative phase rather than on the energy. The useful part is that this is geometry, not noise: it is predictable, it is correctable, and an external meter or a longer, phase-randomised window recovers the truth.