The last lesson proved the labels lie with slope sixteen at this stiffness. So clone from them and watch the failure, except there is none. Both clones score a perfect region. The reconstructed-label clone even tracks a hair better. This is the result that keeps the lie invisible at industrial scale, and the mechanism deserves to be exact. What the observer misbooked is the spring's restoring torque, a force that always points back toward equilibrium. A clone that faithfully reproduces those labels applies the restoring force twice: once itself, once via the spring it sits on. In calm air, doubling a restoring force changes the ride's stiffness and changes nothing about where it settles. The misattribution is real, measured, and free. Every evaluation run in the training distribution will bless it. Hold that thought with both hands, because the next lesson changes one number in the environment and nothing in either clone.