Two Japanese annealing chips, STATICA and its successor Amorphica, can update every spin on the same clock edge, and that is the headline: no colouring and no waiting. Lesson 10 showed that the schedule is part of the model, because changing which spins move on which tick changes the law the fabric settles into. Resampling every spin at once from the previous state is the extreme case, and it samples a law of its own. Stochastic cellular automata repair it with two changes. Each spin sees half of its field, and each spin is pulled toward the value it already holds, with a strength called the pinning. The law that results has a closed form, and as the pinning grows it approaches the Boltzmann law. How it approaches is the whole story. Divide the automaton's weight by the Boltzmann weight and what remains is a product with one factor per spin, each of the form one plus e to the minus twice the pinning. So the distance from Boltzmann falls as e to the minus twice the pinning, and to bring it down to some small distance the pinning has to suppress every flip by about that same factor. The parallelism is paid for in stillness. A coloured sweep pays nothing of the kind: it is exact at any speed and costs one tick per colour class. Measured exactly on ten-spin graphs, cost counted as ticks per independent sample, updating every spin at once wins at a distance of ten percent on fully connected graphs and on cold sparse ones, and loses by four to twenty-nine times at one percent and by forty-three to two hundred and ninety-four times at a tenth of a percent. The chips were built to find ground states, where a rough law can serve. The price appears when the same machine is asked to sample.