A real cortical neuron is not a point. Its inputs land on dendrites, and each dendritic branch applies its own nonlinearity, driven by NMDA channels, before anything reaches the soma. So a single neuron already computes a two-layer function. Poirazi and Mel showed this in 2003; in 2021 Beniaguev, Segev and London made it quantitative, training networks to match a real layer-5 pyramidal cell and finding it took five to eight layers, and that when they removed the NMDA nonlinearity, a single layer was enough. The depth is the dendrite. Here you build the smallest version: one neuron with a handful of nonlinear dendritic subunits. It solves XOR. Then you linearize the subunits, passive dendrites, and the same neuron collapses to a plain point neuron and fails. That one switch is the whole difference between 'a neuron is a dot' and 'a neuron is a small network.'